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You have to pick:

Hurl a baby (who you knew was going to grow up to be like Hitler) into the ocean
 
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You switch genders whenever you're splashed with cold water, changing back only when splashed with warm water

 
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sojikari

Unless it involves me inheriting a million gazillion dollars from some jackoff member of the family I hate because they died, I'm going this way, because it sounds awesome, and it begs the question: What the hell would you call it if you artificially inseminated yourself with your own sperm?

coolkat44444

Ranma 1/2 much?

bryan.derksen

"It's okay, everyone. Calm down. I know this looks bad, but trust me - an internet web page told me that baby was going to grow up to be like Hitler. So this was for the best, no need to get upset."

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