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Have the ability to alter everyone's perception of you to perfectly disguise yourself as anyone or anything you want, but your true form underneath the illusion is a six-foot-tall chicken.

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Put a banana in your ear

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projectendgame
can you say ear infection?

tlucy
"Put a banana right into your favorite ear..."

jordan.devenport21
I'm going to assume this chicken has a human brain, so I wouldn't really care.

RbrtKurtz
I guess this depends on how hard you have to push the banana, and if it's peeled.

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