On the one hand, perhaps the fact that it's fat will slow it down. On the other hand, perhaps it's only fat because it happens to be really really good at catching the living to feast on their thinkin'-meats?
wewereonlytryingtodrownher
Luvz zombies
revegelance
If it means I'm NOT poor before year 100, that's not so bad. After that point, I'd probably live off the land or something. Although, I suppose if I'm going to live forever, that implies I'm immortal, so I don't need to eat or anything, which would reduce the cost of living.